Today was a day sponsored by rampant dumbassery. It didn’t start that way, I even managed to get up early … which is probably why it ended with me inadvertently changing the combination on my laptop lock, thus very securely attaching my computer to my campus desk. This was not good.
This was very bad. This was hacksaw, bolt cutter bad.
I grit my teeth and settled in to try out all 729 possible combinations. (Please don’t tell me if my math is wrong. It is probably wrong. All I know is that it had to be a depressingly large number.) Sweet healing power of wool, what needed to click clicked at #128. You could have knocked me over with a feather. I’d just turned on Bachelor Pad and was sure I was in for a tedious couple of hours.
So that’s why I’m showing you a picture of my computer, safe at home with me in my pajamas. The only question that remains: What can tomorrow bring?